Notice: False reports reduce federal response speed and may result in mandatory
attendance at an eight-hour seminar titled "Consequences of Chronic Cap."
Official Low Aura Incident Report
Use Form DRPS-LA9 to notify the Department of verified aura depletion, uncontrolled cringe, or related public safety disruptions.
Reporting Guidance
- Attach concise timeline of events and witness statements.
- Do not classify personal embarrassment as federal aura terrorism.
- Submit within 24 hours for optimal intervention priority.
Submission of fabricated claims constitutes sigma fraud and may trigger temporary loss of comment privileges under Title 42, Section No Cap.